Reptilians Run HR T-Shirt, Funny Alien Conspiracy Theory Unisex Classic Tee

Introducing the Reptilians Run HR Classic Tee, the perfect way to let everyone know you're in on the ultimate corporate conspiracy theory! This funny alien design features a quirky, three-eyed alien HR rep in a tie, clipboard in hand, ready to process your performance review (or perhaps your forced relocation to Mars). It's the ultimate Human Resources shirt for anyone who suspects the truth is out there... in the break room.

This shirt is a must-have for alien enthusiasts, conspiracy theorists, and anyone who enjoys dark office humor.

Product Details: The Truth is Comfortable:

While the Reptilians might be running the show, your comfort is guaranteed. This 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

Fabric and Fit:

• 100% cotton (because even aliens appreciate natural fibers)

• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn, Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:

• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Grab your tee today and give the nod to your alien overlords!