This T-Shirt is a Distraction Tee, UFO Conspiracy, Funny Alien Abducti

Attention, citizens! This T-shirt is a warning, a statement, and maybe... just maybe... an actual distraction.

Featuring a striking UFO graphic actively beaming up the evidence (or maybe just your paycheck), this design is the perfect way to signal that you know the truth is out there. Is the government covering something up? Is the media diverting your attention? The answer is on your chest.

This shirt is ideal for conspiracy theorists, UFO spotters, and anyone who appreciates a good, knowing wink at the surveillance state. Wear it to a rally, a coffee shop, or just your next shift to remind everyone what the real issues are.

Fabric Details: Comfort is the Only Non-Conspiracy:

While the shadowy figures may control everything else, you can control your comfort. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

Material & Construction:

• 100% cotton (excluding heather blends, detailed below).

• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

• Fabric weight: $5.0-5.3 oz/yd^{2}$ ( $170 - 180 g/m^{2}$ ).