Lousy Cult Bigfoot T-Shirt, Sasquatch Humour Unisex classic tee

The Ultimate Conspiracy T-Shirt for the Disappointed Cryptozoologist.

You spent weeks hiking, dodging hikers, and sleeping under the stars, all for a fleeting glimpse of the legendary Bigfoot. What did you get in return? Not fame, not fortune, but a pamphlet for a lousy cult!

This funny conspiracy tee captures the true price of finding Sasquatch: a lifetime of awkward robes and strange rituals. Featuring a fed-up Bigfoot shrugging off his cult involvement, this shirt is the perfect piece of cryptid humor for anyone who knows the deep woods hold more than just big apes—they hold bad life decisions, too.

Show the world you're a truth seeker with a sense of humor.

Product Details: Legendary Comfort:

Even if the cult recruitment pitch was terrible, the T-shirt is top-notch. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee offers a comfortable, structured look. It maintains sharp lines and is ideal for layering with streetwear.

Material & Construction:

• 100% cotton (excluding heather blends).

• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd2 (170−180 g/m2).

• Open-end yarn, Tubular fabric.

• Taped neck and shoulders.

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem.

Disclaimers:

Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.