Step into the light (or maybe just the slightly less-threatening glow) with this hilarious cult parody graphic tee. Featuring a smiling, charismatic figure in a flowing robe—a master of subtle influence—flanked by all-seeing, mystical eyes that seem to follow you (it’s fine, they’re friendly). The design embraces a groovy, vintage 70s aesthetic with bold, bubble lettering, making the irony even sweeter.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
