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Embrace your celestial chaos! If you feel like your life is a constant series of miscommunications and technical glitches, you might just be a true child of the cosmos, Born Under Mercury Retrograde.

This striking tee features a stylized astrological mandala with all twelve Zodiac signs circling a figure in meditation, grounded in the cycles of the moon and stars. It’s the perfect shirt for any mystic, witch, or anyone who simply loves celestial and spiritual aesthetics, making a tongue-in-cheek statement about their chaotic life.

T-Shirt Quality & Fit

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• Material: 100% cotton (fiber content varies for Heather and Grey colors—see below).

• Fabric Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170−180 g/m2)

• Construction: Designed for durability with open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders, and a double seam at sleeves and bottom hem.

• Sourced From: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico.

Fabric Breakdown:

• 100% cotton.

• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester.

• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

Important Disclaimers:

• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.